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2 years ago"
(540) He’s an idiot savant?
(542) He refers to himself as Matlock.
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2 years ago"
(504): Raise your hand if you just got a monkey off your back.
(506): My monkey just threw poop at your monkey.
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2 years ago"I used to love our milkman though. Oh Mr R."
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2 years ago"
(543)- Oh, btw, I learned that you are a “Regulator/Analyzer.”
(544)- Like Warren G?
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2 years ago
“you’re gross.”
“yes, yes i am right now
you have no idea
i am octomom” -
2 years ago
“I like a person that can predict the future with a clean slate, since they can’t remember the past anyway.”
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2 years ago"She needs a whip, and a mustache."
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2 years ago"Everyone’s like “lets confuse grandpa so he leaves"
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2 years ago"She’s ” a candle in the sun” as Jay-Z would say."
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2 years ago"I might have made it too meaty. (in reference to a presentation)"
