November 2009
1 post
“(540) He’s an idiot savant?
(542) He refers to himself as Matlock.”
October 2009
7 posts
“(504): Raise your hand if you just got a monkey off your back.
(506): My...”
“I used to love our milkman though. Oh Mr R.”
“(543)- Oh, btw, I learned that you are a “Regulator/Analyzer.”
...”
“you’re gross.”
“yes, yes i am right now you have no idea i am octomom”
“I like a person that can predict the future with a clean slate, since they can’t remember the past anyway.”
“She needs a whip, and a mustache.”
“Everyone’s like “lets confuse grandpa so he leaves”
September 2009
9 posts
“She’s ” a candle in the sun” as Jay-Z would say.”
“I might have made it too meaty. (in reference to a presentation)”
“I miss you a lot. Especially in 6 minutes when Im doing some kind of vodka-based...”
“Said Person A: Today is a zoo. And a** beating day. So, today is Zoo Ass Beating...”
“Their plate, is your food.”
“Im sorry, but you’ll thank me later.”
“Said Person a: I’ve moved from post-it to two sides of a legal pad.
Said...”
“I need a cigarette, and I don’t even smoke.”
“shoot me in the face…i am not doing it
please dont shoot me in the face”
August 2009
4 posts
“If you can’t raise the standards, you can always lower them.”
“You two need an IM service or like a walkie talkie”
– Cut the Cord
“This is why its good to be internal pr, so you can be status quo and still boss...”
– Conference Call
“Having another career limiting day?”
– Afternoon disaster