Blerg

Nov 04

(540) He’s an idiot savant?

(542) He refers to himself as Matlock.

Oct 28

(504): Raise your hand if you just got a monkey off your back.

(506): My monkey just threw poop at your monkey.

“I used to love our milkman though. Oh Mr R.”

Oct 20

(543)- Oh, btw, I learned that you are a “Regulator/Analyzer.”

(544)- Like Warren G?

Oct 13

“you’re gross.”

“yes, yes i am right now
you have no idea
i am octomom”

“I like a person that can predict the future with a clean slate, since they can’t remember the past anyway.”

“She needs a whip, and a mustache.”

Oct 01

“Everyone’s like “lets confuse grandpa so he leaves”

Sep 25

“She’s ” a candle in the sun” as Jay-Z would say.”

“I might have made it too meaty. (in reference to a presentation)”